Top 40 'what's the difference between...' Jokes


Author: Clark Tos
2022-11-25 16:18:01

Do you want to laugh a little? Are you in the mood for guessing games? You've come to the right place: we've selected forty “what's the difference between…” jokes for you!

In addition to being unifying, laughter has many health benefits: it helps to relieve stress, reduce blood pressure, strengthen the immune system in particular. Better than medicine. So why skip it? To have a good time with friends or family, to have fun alone or with others, we have compiled a non-exhaustive list of “What is the difference between…” jokes for you. With the answers, of course! Jokes funnier than each other. It's your turn !

Please note: from joke n°25 onwards, these are no longer riddles for children… Some of them talk about sex, among other things.


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Jokes about school and children

Joke #1: What is the difference between a thermometer and a school teacher?

Answer: None. We tremble when they display zero.

Joke #2: What is the difference between a pile and the school?

Answer: The battery has a positive side.

Joke #3: What's the difference between a nice teacher and a whale?

Answer: They are both endangered.

Joke #4: What is the difference between a dentist and the school teacher?

The dentist asks you to open your mouth, and the master, to close it.

Joke #5: What is the difference between a Professor and a Tampax?

Answer: None. Both leave the faculty (bleeding).

Joke #6: What's the difference between a child doing stupid things and a Christmas tree?

None ! The two are garlanded.

Word games of all kinds

Joke #7: What is the difference between an ashtray and a teapot?

The ashtray is for ashes, the teapot is for my tea...

Joke #8: What is the difference between an airplane and a chewing gum?

Answer: Chewing gum sticks and a plane takes off.

Joke #9: What is the difference between a mother and a clock?

Answer: A mother gives us happiness and a clock gives us the right time.

Joke #10: What is the difference between a hammer, a sweater and a week?

The hammer has one sleeve, the sweater two sleeves and the Sunday week (ten sleeves).

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Joke #11: What is the difference between Paris, Virginie and the polar bear?

None, because Paris is a metropolis, Virginie was too fond of Paul, and the polar bear is master at the pole.

Joke #12: What is the difference between a football player and a clock?

Answer: The football player has his tactic (tic tac) and the clock is ticking.

Joke #13: What is the difference between a hen and a capon?

Answer: A hen, cha'pond and a capon, cha'pond not.

Joke #14: What is the difference between a robot and ketchup?

None, they are both automatons.

Joke #15: What is the difference between a watchmaker and a weather vane?

Answer: The watchmaker sells watches and the weather vane shows the wind.

Joke #16: What is the difference between a ghost and a train?

Answer: The train is a convoy and the ghost is an unseen one.

Joke #17: What is the difference between the Eiffel Tower in Paris and a prisoner?

Answer: The Eiffel Tower is made of steel and the prisoner is made of sheet metal.

Joke #18: What is the difference between a ladder and a gun?

The ladder is for climbing, the gun for descending.

Joke #19: What is the difference between a cigarette and an elevator?

Answer: None, both bring down (ashes).

Joke #20: What is the difference between a sailor and a butcher?

Answer: The sailor sees the ribs before the port, while the butcher sees the pork before the ribs.

Joke #21: What is the difference between Lady Di and Ronaldo?

Answer: Ronaldo is a small bridge and a goal. Lady Di is a big bridge and post.

Jokes about cops and robbers

Joke #22: What is the difference between a thief and a bat?

None, they both sleep during the day and fly at night.

Joke #23: What is the difference between a thief and a baboon?

Answer: None. They both have police (smooth skin) on their butts.

Joke #24: What is the difference between a KFC and a police custody?

At KFC they cook you chickens, whereas in police custody it's the chickens that cook you.

Joke #25: What is the difference between a policeman and a soap?

Answer: The gendarme is part of the police and the soap makes the skin smooth.

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Long live the mothers-in-law

Joke #26: What is the difference between a star and a beautiful mother?

The star is a celestial body and a mother-in-law is a disaster.

Joke #27: What is the difference between an accident and a disaster?

Answer: The accident is when the mother-in-law jumps out of the window and the disaster is when she gets up!

Joke #28: What is the difference between a mother-in-law and a cloud?

Answer: None. When one or the other leaves, we have a good day.

Men, women, blondes and jokes about sex (not to say sexist)

Joke #29: What is the difference between a perfect man and an alien?

Answer: There is none. We've all heard of it, but we've never seen it!

Joke #30: What is the difference between a letter and a blonde?

Answer: None, they are both stamped.

Joke #31: What is the difference between a blonde and a mirror?

Answer: The mirror reflects without speaking and the blonde speaks without reflecting.

Joke #32: What is the difference between a woman and a swimming pool?

None, it's really expensive considering the time you spend in it.

Joke #33: What is the difference between a macho and a fisherman?

Answer: The macho will never brag about having caught a big one.

Joke #34: What is the difference between a potato and a blonde?

Answer: The potato is cultivated.

Joke #35: What's the difference between a bad driver and strawberries?

None, both end up in the field.

Joke #36: What is the difference between a woman and a turtle?

None, just turn them around so they wiggle their legs.

Joke #37: What's the difference between a woman and a trash can?

Answer: None. After having stuffed her all week, you have to be pissed off taking her out on Sunday.

Joke #38: What is the difference between a wife and a maid?

With a cleaning lady, when it's wet you don't come in.

Joke #39: What is the difference between a woman and a hurricane?

Answer: None, when it comes, it's hot and humid, when it leaves, it's with your car and your house.

Alcohol, in moderation

Joke #40: What is the difference between a beer and a hunter?

Beer can be found without alcohol!

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